From: Tarquin (aka Gary Lineker)
Email: Posted on: Sunday, September 07, 2003, 01:05 PM
I've been told that their are too many Fartquhar's out there. So in need to keep my artistic independence (we can't all be as good as deLez)Any idea's please put on the GuestBook. Please use some taste and will make announcement at end of the month.
From: Posted on: Sunday, September 07, 2003, 01:07 PM
BIG THANK YOU to Mamma B and Casey for the Nodstock (Night of the Long Knives). Luckily no blood was spilt and all had a great night. Pity no one wanted to watch the bank until Paranoid and Whole Lotta Rosey. But hey some people just don't know talent when they hear it.
From: NedK
Email: <nedk@nedk.com> Posted on: Sunday, September 07, 2003, 04:03 PM
Big Ta to Casey Steamer & Mamma B for hosting Saturday nights bash at The Barnston Bowl. We Rocked We Rolled & We Rocked Some More! Big Ta also to all backstage crews & technicians etc. Big apologies to Rosie! some silly bugger had left him off the guest list hmmm but he managed to gain entry to The Bowl albeit rather late in the evening missing the main acts! Anyway must go! got to get me guitar outa the fridge, been cooling off overnight R&R Regards (keepbendinthosestrings) NedK
From: Editor, Daily Nod
Email: Posted on: Sunday, September 07, 2003, 05:04 PM
Hey Tarkers! As your England shirt seems to be your gigging costume, how about "Tarquin Lineker"?
From: Tarquin
Posted on: Tuesday, September 09, 2003, 09:36 PM
d, sounds good to me, anymore ideas on the Footbal Theme, may need a new shirt for each gig??? JJB will make a fortune out of me
From: editor, Daily Nod
Email: Posted on: Wednesday, September 10, 2003, 11:26 AM
Oh dear, I wouldn't like to encourage the rip off merchants (jjb). Can you imagine, Man Utd would cash in and bring a new team shirt out every week if they knew Tarquin was wearing them! No no that wouldn't do at all...... How about Tarquin Lowdownunder?
Tarkers dahlink please please please do not change your name, cos darlink you will and allways will be, Farters to me! MmmmmmmmmmmWah xxx
From: Beaky Railtrack
Email: <BR@br.com> Posted on: Friday, September 12, 2003, 10:43 AM
Apologies for the delay, I've only just got my beak around the keyboard. Anyway, I was most upset to be locked out of the gig on Saturday. The bollox were swinging down below and I could hear the thundering of BBK from my perch. These boys really rock! I've heard that rock and roll types usually throw TVs out of windows, but not these guys, oh no, they are so loud and heavy that the TV throws itself out! Next time I'm going to perch on the lighting rig and squawk along with Otis!
From: Ozzy
Email: <o.o@o.com> Posted on: Wednesday, September 17, 2003, 12:04 PM
Being as I am very conversant with rock and ridicule, I would like to suggest "Tarquin The Hun" for a nasty low down rock bass player like Tarquin. I've got some ideas for stage costumes too if you want to know.
greeting all you wannabes, delez tells me tony isgoing to eat a hat after bad boy keefys purchase of full unadulterated drum kit in sexy red!
mmmm not before time,maybe he would like to eat it live on tv cos keefy and deLez are coming on soon..............
hate you all
si cowell
bmg x
BAM! BAM! BAM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KRACK! KRACK! KRRRRRRACK!!!
BBK BACK IN TOWN!
From: bbk
Email: <bbk@rockdrummer.com> Posted on: Tuesday, September 30, 2003, 01:19 PM
What with ned K's new P.R.S. De Lez with his De Lez Paul, Otis with his new valve amp and me with
mega rock drum kit ain't it about time Tarquin put his hand in his bass playin' pocket !!!!!!
From: mr t
Email: <t@jjb.com> Posted on: Tuesday, September 30, 2003, 02:24 PM
thanks tarquin for advertising our football kit
perhaps a photo session and plenty of bucks would interest you,but please leave your ugly plank of wood at home maybe a hockey stick would be better
mt T JJB x
From: Mike Farquhar
Email: Posted on: Tuesday, October 07, 2003, 10:28 PM
Tarquin, why have you changed your name? Is ours(-ish)not good enough for you? As the brother of the Peyote clan Farquhars I think that he is one of the 'silly Farquhars'! You should be proud to have such a noble and distinguished name!
From: Bonkers About the Girl
Posted on: Saturday, October 11, 2003, 12:28 AM
What can I say about the latest track from JuSt LeZ. The Bongo playing is exceptional, BBK has to be a worried drummer!!
From: mugu
Email: <mugu@maga.com> Posted on: Wednesday, October 15, 2003, 04:36 AM
great
From: Tarquin
Posted on: Tuesday, October 28, 2003, 12:06 AM
Otis, I ike all my fellow Band members wish you a speedy recovery from you recent illness. Rock N Roll has no easy life, but you deserve one after this week. Keep Rocking!!!
please please please iam trying to find a song de lez did about a dog can you help?????
From: Nod
Posted on: Thursday, October 30, 2003, 03:24 PM
de LeZ fan, I think the song you are referring to is the incomparable "Davey's Dog". May I suggest you e-mail the maestro himself (delez@nodthedog.co.uk) and ask about his forthcoming greatest hits compilation.
BIG THINGS HAPPENING AT DE PRESDATIN STUDIOS! JuSt LEZ HAS BEEN RE-EQUIPING THE STUDIOS WITH SOME HIGH TECH GEAR IN PREPERATION FOR THE LIVE RECORDING OF HIS LATEST ALBUM "CASTRATED" RUMOUR HAS IT THAT JuSt LEZ HAS RECRUITED BAD BOY KEEFY + THE LEGEND NED K FOR HIS LATEST VENTURE WHICH IS RUMOURED TO BE VERY ROCK ORIENTATED AND LOUD...LEZ HAS BOUGHT AND SUPPLIED ALL SHEEP AND LIVESTOCK WITHIN A 3 MILE RADIUS OF HIS STUDIOS WITH EARPLUGS "ITS NOT THAT WE ARE LOUD BUT I DONT WANT THE SHEEP GETTING ANY IDEAS" LEZ WAS HEARD TO SAY? MUSICAL ESPIONAGE ABOUNDS!STAY TUNED TaRa GOSSIP
