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Menagerie a twa..?

After the disastrous flop of his moon based rock stadium, JuSt LeZ has been in secret rehearsals with his very own bizarre rock combo. He intends to showcase the most unusual band ever seen or heard at Nodstock 2004!

The information was leaked that the Pressdatin Studios were being equipped with a new drum kit (as seen above) over a month ago, but nobody could have predicted that the in house drummer would be an intelligent chimpanzee named Billy!

We can reveal that Billy the drumming chimp has been quite a handful in rehearsals, and makes regular demands for sarsaparilla and Pringles Dippers - much to the frustration of JuSt LeZ who is tired of breaking rehearsals for yet another trip to Kwik Save.

Pieces of ate?

Not as yet confirmed is the suggestion that a one hundred year old talking parrot called Kool Kenny has been recruited for vocal duties in the new JuSt LeZ band. If the rumours are true, then Kenny the singing parrot has a most inappropriate catchphrase which is reported to be; "You big baboon!"

Apparently during one of the band's early rehearsals Billy the chimp took offense at Kenny's outburst and threatened to "pluck the bird" (according to one ear witness). The matter was resolved when it transpired that Kenny was addressing JuSt LeZ after he had forgotten the chords to the middle eight!

What more surprises could possibly be in store from the Pressdatin studios?

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Another dot com?

Nod The Dog goes global! After two years as one of the most entertaining home recording websites on the world wide web Nod The Dog Productions has finally become a dot com!

You'll still be able to log onto www.nodthedog.co.uk but now you will also be able to find all your favourite artistes, free mp3 downloads, news and gossip at www.nodthedog.com too.

The move is intended to attract a more diverse worldwide culture of home recording musicians, and will pave the way for a more 'serious' Featured Artistes section. Watch this space in the coming months for further news!

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